Picked from the ground at the age of 0.8, a farmer working for someone named Granny Smith sold me to Woolworths for $0.0204532 AUD, after sitting on the shelf for a day I was bought by a built Russian man for $0.50 AUD. He took a stroll down to the Botanical Gardens of Sydney and sat on a bench near a pond. He took a huge bite out of me and swallowed my skin. Once he was finished he discarded me to the cold dirty ground. Minutes later a group of sexy individuals arrived and started taking photos. I am long gone by now but I will forever be remembered in this photo: [link]

Namaste, and happy appleing.